3 is the magic number

No, not School House Rock,... or the Blind Melon cover, or the De La Soul song from college. Which by the way I had a few beers with that song in the background, and there was this freshman named Greedy Gretchen ans she loved that song, so I tuned it in one night while she was over and, well,.. you know the rest. She ended up dating my buddy later, but I digress. Desperate Housedad is expecting the 3rd child. We are pumped and it definitely locks me down to STAYATHOMEDOM, which is cool. The wife is knocking it out of the park at work, so all is good

SO WHAT IS NEXT YOU ASK???? how about name our child. Fire off an idea for me.

ok,.. back in the saddle.

alright,.. time for my annual,.."start the blog again". Well here it is,.. just a post to see who is out there and what is going on in the world. I will have a worth while post in the next 24 hours when I find something comical and interesting to post. A few things that I have learned as a Stay at Home Dad.
1. Over the years, my taste in women has definitely changed. As you age i think you become more attracted to women near your own age. For example, I now am posting the top places where the women are.
a. THE CAR POOL LINE. end of story, period. The greatest collection of 30 something MILF in their natural habitat. And I mean that in the most admirable and complimentary way. I get older, but a group of middle aged women in their tennis outfits, just still make the juices flow. However as an outcast(a man in a women's setting), I am pretty much ignored. I have never seen the collection of SUVs and minivans as I do here, not to mention the collection of silicon/saline. WOW.
b. THE GROCERY. The quanity and quality can't touch the carpool line, but domething interesting is happening there. I feel the women are much more engaging to me at the Grocery, to the point were I am feeling like I am getting the once over and being "checked out" I like it. Not sure if it is women being jealous("wow, what a guy, he does the grocery shopping for his family, wow, how dedicated and what a caring person, wish my man would get off his ass,.. now where is the Bisquick). I actually was hit on by the woman in the fish department. As she handed me my salmon, she ask "now,... are you...... married?" as she looked into my eyes. Not sure if it was the kids or the wedding ring that gave it away. My choice is The Fresh Market
c. STARBUCKS. Please, where else would the suburban housewife go right after the CARPOOL drop off? She just has to have her caffeine free, soy mocha, latte and is glad to spend $4.50 on it. And why not hang around in the comfy chairs for a bit, because the cleaning lady is at the house and the lawn guy is in the yard, and I have already made a carry-out order for dinner and I don't want to go to the grocery, because that perverted dude is always there hitting on the fish lady.
d. TARGET. This is basically the upscale grocery, where people actually need to get some good shoping done at a solid price. It is a mix of the grocery and Starbucks.



NOW THE STRATEGY:
In order to make it through the day, I need to get each child in a different school, so I have 2 carpool lines. Speaking of which, the little guy gets picked up in 1 hour, so I better get my grocery list together and get out of here. Definitely having fish for dinner again.

wow

ok,... what a long strange trip it has been over the past 8 months. Little time to blog away,.. but hey,.. here I am back and better than ever before. I feel that 9/11 is an appropriate day for my blog to be reborn,... so here goes.

what do I want to talk about?

1. Islamo-whack-jobs
2. Finally finished with Diapers(my favorite)
3. Mid term elections
4. Are cookies getting smaller? Or are my hands just that much bigger?
5. Wine tips for the novice junkie
6. Where should I move next poll

Kathy Hilton,.. just like Paris

well the Hilton girls are at it again. this time it is Mrs Kathy Hilton. See thru dress while out on the town. I will sy that is a nice set of breast for an older woman,... well for many younger women too. Desperate Househusband is well.,... desperate. I love those Hiltons!!! I have always liked Nikki the best. Paris is he slut-whore sister,.. Kathy the drunk trophy wife and that leaves dear Nikki.

I am back,.. wow

Ok,.. I am back. After the holidays and a hard drive failure, I m back up and running. now where was I? Well college bowl season is among us and all the New Years resolutions are about ready to start. Stop going to the gym for about 3 weeks until it thins out a bit.

hair on my neck was standing up

This is from a Mexican show and the guy in the photo is the camera operator. He goes into a cemetary at night with 3 other camera operators to look into the ghost phenomana and this this the result. Is it fake or real, I don't really care, but it is freaky. You need to hear the sounds and voices, if you have your computer on mute, it doesn't have the effect. Here is the translation-

We are here, in this Graveyard, What is that thing (whisper from friend) Its the ______. There is something over there. Were gonna go take a look. (They move closer) Were closer now. (someone screams, camera loses focus). Dude(or man/friend). What is your name(zooms in, noise is made) Who are you? What is(cut-off by the glowing eyes, AHHH. Oh my god, God have mercy(something like that. Go! Run. *Heavy breathing* Carlos!( i think), WAIT!! Colentes(guys name) Gregwar!! Hey guys wait, hey guys wait. (High pitch scream in backround) Please!!- video ends.

In fact, the cognitive dissonance of Queers for Palestine -- marching in support of those who would kill you if they were given the opportunity -- only serves to illuminate the cognitive dissonance of the entire "anti-war movement." Because the goal of the "War on Terror" is to protect the liberal, free, egalitarian democratic society that we all cherish from the forces of oppression, totalitarianism and religious fundamentalism. Yet the anti-war crowd strives to compel the very soldiers who are defending them to lay down their arms, as if the battle would suddenly cease if one army were to stop fighting. So the anti-war crowd must ignore the evidence that one side is fighting to impose the harshest form of religious conservatism not just on their own countries but on the entire world given half a chance, whereas the other side (our side) is fighting to preserve a progressive civilization. That's right, folks -- this war's for you.
Special thanks to ZOMBIE